WTF mates!

SO today I met Nathan’s ex wife/ baby mama. I thought everything was fine and dandy, we didn’t say too much to each other, hell this is the first time the woman has even heard of me, and myself and mama Nathan basicaly pushed his ass into us meeting. So part of this I brought upon myself, but hey I figured if I’m going to be in his life and he’s stuck with her ass even though she’s engaged and has another baby on the way than I might as well meet the hoe.

So I get there she gets up and gives me a hug… uhhh awkward, but whatev. Then Nathan and I proceed to take little Beau and bastard child Sophie (who really is ADORABLE) to the park.

We get back all hot, sweaty and nasty and shower up and I help mama Nathan with dinner and dishes. I mean it’s only fair, she’s cooking me dinner. So we have dinner and ex hoe asks me where I work, since Mama Nathan brought up that I have two jobs and home girl doesn’t even have one. And all of a sudden ex hoe starts talking about “it’s like doing Nathan’s laundry all over again and blah blah.” You know little insignificant shit, but significant enough to matter to me, the current care taker. I let it roll.

Time goes by and Nathan and kids get showered up, ex hoe keeps talking about her pregnancy and what size she used to be and how she’s smaller this time and blah blah. Like anyone cares, but whatev.  So we (Mama nathan, mr. donny, nathan, myself and ex hoe) are all watching “Does America have talent?” or something like that and I’m watching the clock on the VCR. Now mind you every other time Nathan has told me that ex hoe has been over the LASTEST she has ever left was 945. BUT NO. TONIGHT this hoe decided that she wasn’t leaving. She “convientlly” got too tired to drive her ass back home.

So Nathan decides he wants to try and hit up blockbuster before they close, once in the car, he states “I don’t know why she is still here.” Ummmmm HEEEELLLLLLOOOOOOO it’s because my ass is still there. If I had left, her ass would have left a LONG time ago.Oh yes she ended up staying the night (Mama Nathan is far too generous.) Now I don’t have a problem dealing with her as long as its ABOUT BEAU, because the kid comes first. HOWEVER (and I told Nathan) I DO NOT put up with girls that think that they have some claim over someone just because they couldn’t keep their legs shut and they popped out a kid.

If she wants to try and play little fuckin mind games with me, so be it. Let the fuckin games begin.