WTF mates!

especially at grocery stores. so true story, i was in line at publix buying a shit ton of ramen, because that was was calling my name at the moment and a bottle of motrin, since i have a touch of some type of sickness; anywho i’m in line right…

all of a sudden said creepy middle aged redneck appears out of no where!, like we are talking straight ninja style, and we all know when you able to sneak up on an asian you are seriously talented, or a straight creeper!

so creeper redneck comes out of no where right and all i hear is “stocking up on your noodles i see….”

i turn around… have that awkward why are you talking to me look on my face… say “yeeeeeeeeep… give the awkward laugh, and turn back around.”

well no sooner that i turn back around, creeper dude disappears! i looked out of my perifs and he wasn’t there, it was a different lady! then i see said creeper all the way on the other side of publix walking towards the lotto tickets and such. dude didn’t even have anything in his hands to buy in the first place! creeeeeeeeeeepy.

so ya’ll beware of strange creepers all walkin up in your personal space, makin a comment about what your buying and then bailing. next time i think i’ll just say “ewwww” and be done with it.